Tuesday, September 8, 2009 @ 3:09 PM
Me, Myself and a Flying Cockroach

I hate insects. Well, maybe not ants, but…others. Especially when they fly. I especially loathe FLYING cockroaches. o_O Last Thursday, another cockroach flew in through the window in my room. *facepalm* Seriously, the cockroaches I’ve encountered at home just crawl about and I’ll just ignore it. But when they fly, that’s another story. It’s been twice that a cockroach has entered my room through the window and I don’t even open the windows that wide, more like just a 1cm gap or so… =_=”

Soo it started flying around the room and I quickly grabbed something to shield my head lest it land in *gasp* my hair. =O That would be beyond gross, not to mention severely traumatizing. Then, I grabbed a Sunday copy of the newspaper (nice and fat, see?) and proceeded to roll it up. I’ve never actually had to kill a roach…I didn’t know you were supposed to just fold the paper in half and whack it. Yeaa so I spent like 15 minutes watching it and where it would decide to crawl and fly to. Ewww and it crawled up the wall near my bed. I was so worried it would land on my bed. GERMS!!!

That was when it went over to the other side of the room and I attempted to whack it when it was on the leg of a chair. Didn’t work. It got away…leaving me shaking. And it’s not even dead yet. Ugh. It went to hide behind something and I grabbed my roommate’s Ambi Pur spray hoping it’d be a substitute for insect repellant…(I don’t have any) and proceeded to spray it, hoping the chemicals would kill it. Gross…Oh, it was wriggling. *gelinya* O____O And then I grabbed a broom and whacked the hardest I could. It was still moving though. Ahhhh…*whacks it a few more times* Still moving. Grrrr…and I swept it outside hoping it’d die a slow death. After a minute or so, I peeked outside and saw it had flipped and was now moving once again. By then, I was getting frustrated. Why won’t it just keel over??? Grabbed the broom again and started hitting it multiple times til my arm hurt. Still moving a TEENY bit. GAH!! I swept it out and accidentally swept it under a block of wood lying around near the exit of my hostel. Bet you can guess what I did next. I stepped on the block of wood, making sure I was putting a fair amount of pressure on it, and there came the oh so sickening crunching sound. O____O By then, I was red-faced, shaking like a leaf and so traumatized emotionally as I walked by to my room.

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I hate those things. I wish they would just go extinct and leave us in peace. They don’t contribute to the environment or anything, so no one would mind!

Ooh, I bought a can of insect repellent yesterday! Muahahahahahahahahaha

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